Tailgating: where the beer is cold, the grill is hot, and the game hasn't even started yet. It's the ultimate pre-game party where you can drink enough beer to forget that your team sucks, eat enough food to last a week, and make poor life choices that you'll regret in the morning. So grab your foam finger, your team jersey, and your cooler full of beer, and let's get this tailgate party started! And don't forget to document it all with a killer caption for your Instagram post.
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"Tailgating: because standing in a parking lot drinking beer is the closest we'll ever get to being at an actual party."
"Tailgating: where the beer is cold, the grill is hot, and the game hasn't even started yet."
"Tailgating: because sitting in traffic for hours is way more fun when you're drunk."
"Tailgating: where the pre-game is just as important as the game itself."
"Tailgating: because drinking in a parking lot is way more exciting than drinking in your living room."
"Tailgating: where you can eat more food in one meal than you eat all week."
"Tailgating: because nothing says 'team spirit' like being drunk in a parking lot."
"Tailgating: where the only time it's acceptable to wear a foam finger is when it's attached to a beer can."
"Tailgating: where you can drink enough beer to forget that your team sucks."
"Tailgating: because nothing says 'I love my team' like getting drunk in a parking lot."
"Tailgating: where hot dogs and hamburgers are considered gourmet cuisine."
"Tailgating: because nothing says 'I'm a die-hard fan' like chugging a beer before noon."
"Tailgating: where the only time it's acceptable to wear a team jersey is when it's covered in barbecue sauce."
"Tailgating: where you can eat so much food that you forget there's even a game going on."
"Tailgating: where the party starts hours before the game even begins."
"Tailgating: because nothing says 'I love my team' like drinking a beer before the sun is even up."
"Tailgating: where you can eat enough food to last a week in just one meal."
"Tailgating: because nothing says 'team spirit' like getting drunk and making poor decisions in a parking lot."
"Tailgating: where hot dogs, hamburgers, and beer are considered a well-balanced meal."
"Tailgating: because nothing says 'I'm a die-hard fan' like getting drunk before the game even starts."
"Tailgating: where you can drink so much beer that you forget what sport you're even there to watch."
"Tailgating: because nothing says 'team spirit' like getting drunk and yelling at the TV."
"Tailgating: where the only time it's acceptable to wear a team jersey is when it's covered in ketchup and mustard."
"Tailgating: because nothing says 'I love my team' like chugging a beer before the national anthem is even over."
"Tailgating: where you can eat enough food to last a month in just one meal."
"Tailgating: because nothing says 'team spirit' like getting drunk and starting a fight in the parking lot."
"Tailgating: where hot dogs, hamburgers, and beer are considered a four-course meal."
"Tailgating: because nothing says 'I'm a die-hard fan' like getting drunk and singing the fight song at the top of your lungs."
"Tailgating: where you can drink so much beer that you forget what state you're even in."
"Tailgating: because nothing says 'team spirit' like getting drunk and making poor life choices."
"Tailgating: where the only time it's acceptable to wear a team jersey is when it's covered in BBQ sauce and beer."
"Tailgating: because nothing says 'I love my team' like chugging a beer before the kickoff."
"Tailgating: where the party starts hours before the game and ends hours after it's over."
"Tailgating: because nothing says 'team spirit' like getting drunk and starting a dance party in the parking lot."
"Tailgating: where hot dogs, hamburgers, and beer are considered a gourmet meal fit for a king (or queen)."
"Tailgating: because nothing says 'I'm a die-hard fan' like getting drunk and chanting the fight song until your voice is hoarse."
"Tailgating: where you can drink so much beer that you forget what country you're even in."
"Tailgating: where the only time it's acceptable to wear a team jersey is when it's covered in condiments and beer stains."
"Tailgating: because nothing says 'I love my team' like chugging a beer before the first quarter is even over."
"Tailgating: where you can eat enough food to last a lifetime in just one meal."
"Tailgating: because nothing says 'team spirit' like getting drunk and starting a conga line in the parking lot."
"Tailgating: because nothing says 'I'm a die-hard fan' like getting drunk and belting out the fight song like you're a rockstar."
"Tailgating: where you can drink so much beer that you forget what planet you're even on."
"Tailgating: where the party never ends, even when the game is over."
"Tailgating: because nothing says 'I love my team' like getting drunk and making poor decisions in the parking lot with your best friends."
